
This is freakin’ hysterical… unfortunately it’s only for jail-broken first-generation iPhones. :’(























Some funny drunk text messages from last night:
1) “Squishy squid monkey-man party and pants made from pancakes?”
2) “Smoldering lobster play-pen fashion show. Hyena Labrador running mates. Octopi frolicking froth-boat. Smash my panda repeatedly. Now.”
3) “Anal licking alligator.”
HAhadfhadkjfhas!! Wtf?!