This was in the “Recently Popular” section of the MySpace “Bumper Stickers.”

Wow! And people sit and complain about how hard relationships are with other retards that have no fucking clue how to be in a mutually respectful relationship either, and because they’re both clueless they convince themselves that relationships must just be hard cause they both are sharing similar experiences.

“Well if you and I agree then it must be true!! It can’t be that we’re identifying with each other simply because we both have the same opinion and have arrested development in the same area… nope! This must be the way life REALLY is!!” :D

Relationships aren’t “hard,” they just require that people look at themselves, and grow and adapt. Most people expect the other person in the relationship to complete them, and the other person in the relationship expects the person expecting them to complete them to complete them. It’s not that relationships are hard, it’s that people are trying to smash the concept of “relationship” into some fucking twisted hole that it was never meant to fit into (and never will). Relationships are like anything else in life, and they typically take some fucking thought and effort and willingness to work on yourself to make them functional.

Yes, there are other valid variables, but I’m generalizing the type of dipshits that made that “Bumper Sticker,” and who have made it “Recently Popular.” Sometimes I feel like we live in a world full of fucking apes who have been given the same rights as people who actually put some effort into being thoughtful and into evolving. A good example of this is looking at the type of fucking degenerates in our country (like KKK members) who have the same right to vote as everyone else.

I also love how loosely people throw around the words “woman” and “man,” as if they have any fucking clue what it means to be either of those things, as opposed to being a perpetual teenager who’s occupying a body that has gotten progressively older, and that can on sight be mistaken for an adult.

“I don’t wanna grow up!! I’m a Toys ‘R’ Us kid!!” :D

Every time I come across something that represents popular opinion it just makes me want to hide under a rock.

“I’ve got a mobile scanner and I listen in on conversations. Late at night, loads of couples phone each other up and watch films together. It’s a really popular pastime. I could listen to it for hours. As they’re watching their film, you can turn the TV on and watch it with them. You get the commentary simultaneously. If you listen for more than fifteen minutes, you always get something spicy.
— Richard D. James

This woman is so gorgeous it’s ridiculous. She’s not even really my “type” (I’m typically not that into blondes - or swimsuit model types), but good god. There’s just something about her that is pretty much magical.

And the first ever Donkeybits Golden Douche Award goes to…. *drum roll* this jackass!! :D

Why? Because he fucking trademarked the god damn smiley face, and has threatened to sue the Watchmen people if they don’t pay licensing fees or remove all instances of the smiley face from their marketing materials.

Here’s a great quote from Emperor Fucktard:

“A prehistoric man probably invented the smiley face in some cave, but I certainly was the first to register it as a trademark.”

You opportunistic douche! This fucker is why they have to make rules that impinge on other’s freedoms, because there’s always some cockhamster out there waiting to exploit the loopholes.

And Wal-Mart gets Honorable Douche Mention for trying to claim ownership of the symbol in the first place. Fuck off!!

Here’s the article: Smiley Face Is Serious to Company

“To Wal-Mart, which has photographs of smiley faces in its stores dating back to 1996, Mr. Loufrani is a trademark troll registering the symbol in as many product categories as possible.

“They are applying for rights over the smiley face in product categories that include animal semen,” John Simley, a Wal-Mart spokesman, said. “It shows they are trying to trademark everything they possibly can.”

“We don’t want to be precluded from using the smiley face anywhere we do business,” Mr. Simley, the Wal-Mart spokesman, said. “We feel an obligation to defend the smiley face.”

Poor defenseless smiley face. :( It’s so busy being happy it doesn’t realize how dangerous the world is that it lives in. :’( Good thing it has Wal-Mart’s greed to hide under for protection.

It’s one of those weird coincidences that the Wal-Mart representative’s name is “Simley.” That’s one-letter-being-moved away from “Smiley.” Wtf?!

Oh and incase you didn’t know, the “Happy Birthday To You” song is also copyrighted.

These things belong in the public domain!!! AHHHHHH!!!

God damn it trademark and copyright laws are fucking stupid!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pretty rad:

So rad!! (click image)